Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha

Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:
"bhai thoda side me ho
jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai"
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:
"side me ho ja
chotu mujhe baithna hai"
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu"
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:
"haan bol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu..
2 din se tezz bukhar hai..