Mujhse shadi karogi

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> " Mujhse shadi karogi ?" .. <br /> <br /> " No" .. <br /> "Why" ? <br /> .<br /> "Nahi ho shakti".. <br /> <br /> "Kyon nahi ho shakti"? <br /> <br /> "Ghar me koi nahi manega" <br /> .<br /> "Main Mana lunga".. <br /> .<br /> "Tum nahi mana shakte"... <br /> .<br /> "Maine kaha na ke main mana <br /> lunga".. <br /> .<br /> "Maine bhi kaha na ke tum bilkul <br /> nahi mana shakte"... <br /> .<br /> "Main koshish kar dekhu"?? <br /> .<br /> "Koi nahi manega"..<br /> . <br /> "kaun kaun hai ghar me"? <br /> .<br /> "Main hun, husband hai, saas-sasur <br /> hai, ek devar hai aur mere teen <br /> bachchhe".!!!!!</div>

Mujhse shadi karogi

" Mujhse shadi karogi ?" .. " No" .. "Why" ? . "Nahi ho shakti".. "Kyon nahi ho shakti...

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Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he <br /> "GF" <br /> Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he <br /> "GF" <br /> Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida <br /> kr deti he <br /> "GF" <br /> Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he <br /> "GF" <br /> Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he <br /> "GF" <br /> "GF"matlab- <br /> GALAT FEHMI <br /> Jo is waqt aapko hui he. <br /> Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hoti <br /> he.</div>

Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he

Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he "GF" Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he "GF" Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr d...

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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi <br> thi.. . <br> . <br> . <br> Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur <br> uske BF Ko pitne <br> ... ... laga. <br> Ladki- Maar saale Ko <br> Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h, <br> Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai... <br> <br> </div>

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. . . . Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne ... ... laga. Ladki- Maar saale Ko...

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Mai 20 saal ka ho gaya,

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Mai 20 saal ka ho gaya, <br /> par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati <br /> . <br /> . <br /> <br /> Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-| <br /> . <br /> <br /> Me 20 saal ka ho gaya, <br /> par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata <br /> saki. . . <br /> <br /> Ye hai mentos jindagi.. <br /> .. <br /> Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao..</div>

Mai 20 saal ka ho gaya,

Mai 20 saal ka ho gaya, par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . . Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-| . Me 20 saal ka ho gaya, par aaj tak ...

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Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai - Awesome Hindi Jokes

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, <br> Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek <br> Restaurant Main Lekar <br> Gaya.UskePaas <br> Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek <br> Coackroach Lekar Gaya, Aur Saara <br> Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soop <br> Mangaya Aur Usme Coackroach Daal <br> Diya, Aur Jor jorSe Chillane Laga,"Ye <br> Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer Ko <br> Zeher Khilate Ho"<br> </div>

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai - Awesome Hindi Jokes

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya.UskePaas Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackr...

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Boy:" How many apples can you eat - Best Hindi Jokes

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Boy:" How many apples can you eat <br> in <br> empty <br> stomach ?? <br> . <br> . <br> Girl:" I can eat 6 apples.. <br> . <br> . <br> Boy:" you can eat only 1 apple in <br> empty <br> stomach<br> </div>

Boy:" How many apples can you eat - Best Hindi Jokes

Boy:" How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ?? . . Girl:" I can eat 6 apples.. . . Boy:" you can eat only 1 ...

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Platform Par Saaman

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath <br /> ek <br /> Ladki Baithi hui thi <br /> . <br /> . <br /> Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie <br /> Chahiye................?.? <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> Ladki - Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hain Mere <br /> Sath.!! Hindi jokes</div>

Platform Par Saaman

Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath ek Ladki Baithi hui thi . . Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie Chahiye................?.? . . . . ...

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Girlfrnd: mujhe b'day pe kya de rahe - Hindi Jokes

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Girlfrnd: mujhe b'day pe kya de rahe <br /> ho???? <br /> Blackberry ya fir Apple??? <br /> Boyfrnd: what about Mango??? Aam<br /> ka mousam he na.... <br /> ek kaam krta hu 1 dozen Aam de deta <br /> hu..</div>

Girlfrnd: mujhe b'day pe kya de rahe - Hindi Jokes

Girlfrnd: mujhe b'day pe kya de rahe ho???? Blackberry ya fir Apple??? Boyfrnd: what about Mango??? Aam ka mousam he na.... ek kaa...

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Aaj ki Ladki

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Aaj ki Ladki <br /> Girl - mera mobile zada time meri <br /> mom k paas hota hai . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> Boy-agr hum pakde gaye to ,.? <br /> . <br /> Girl -nahi pakde ja sakte <br /> Boy-kyun?? <br /> Girl-- kyunki maine tumhara <br /> number 'battery low' ke naam se <br /> save kiya hua hai;) <br /> . <br /> . <br /> jab tumhari call ati hai mumy <br /> mobile charging par lga kar chali <br /> jati hai</div>

Aaj ki Ladki

Aaj ki Ladki Girl - mera mobile zada time meri mom k paas hota hai . . . Boy-agr hum pakde gaye to ,.? . Girl -nahi pakde ja sakte ...

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2 Lakiyon ko Sadak par Chalte huye - Jokes on Girls

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> 2 Lakiyon ko Sadak par Chalte huye <br /> 1000 Rs /- mile <br /> Girl 1 : "Ab hum in paiso ko kya kare?" <br /> Girl 2 : "Fifty-Fifty kar lete hai Dono" <br /> . <br /> . <br /> Girl 1 : "Okay par Baaki ke 900 Rs /- ka <br /> kya karenge?"</div>

2 Lakiyon ko Sadak par Chalte huye - Jokes on Girls

2 Lakiyon ko Sadak par Chalte huye 1000 Rs /- mile Girl 1 : "Ab hum in paiso ko kya kare?" Girl 2 : "Fifty-Fifty kar lete...

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