Ye naya mobile kab liya

Friend:" ye naya mobile kab liya.. ??
Pappu:" liya nahi girlfriend ka uthaya
hai..
Friend:" kyo.. ??
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Pappu:" wo pagal roz roz kahti thi tum
mera phone nahi uthate...
Bas,,, aaj uthane ka moka mil gaya..!