aaj mere paas 14 cars 18 dukaan 4 Bangle hain

Paise wala aadmi:" aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..
.
.
Tumhare paas kya hai.. ??
.

Garib aadmi:" mere paas 1 beta hai,
jiski girlfriend teri beti hai!