Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways

Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja
rahi thi
Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?
Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai...
Saath me baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) ne
Pakistani ko jor se thappad maara aur
bola
"Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol
sakta kya??"
Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se):

Tumhein kaha jaana hai?
Pakistani Darr kar bola: "Shri
Chandigarh Sahib Jana hai.."
Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad
maarkar bola:
"Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi
jo Sahib laga raha hai..!"
Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe
kaha jana hai?
Pakistani: "Yeh lo paise aur puchh
sardar se lo..."
Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
"Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap
lagayega...