Husband- maine kal chicken banate - Hindi Jokes

Husband- maine kal chicken banate
time
uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum
hai
kya hua???
Wife- kya hua????
Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance
karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne
hara
rang dala
maar daala, haaye maar daala !!!!