Yeh tere hath mein kya hai - Hindi Jokes

Bade: Yeh tere hath mein kya hai ?
Chhote: Cheque hai cheque, poore 15
rupaiye 75 paise ka
Bade: Kya baat hai, itna kamane lag
gaya tu.... isme ek water bottle to aa hi
jayegi
Chhote: Haan haan, atleast kamane to
laga, chal hatt ab, mujhe school jaane
de
Bade: Tu check leke school jaa raha

hai! kya karega school ke jaake ise...
Chhote: Haan, school me ise padhana
likhana hai..
Bade: Pehli baat to yeh bata ki check
ko padhayega kaise, aur isko padha
likhake kya karega?
Chhote: Arey ise padhaunga likhaunga
nahi to yeh check Bank mein PASS
kaise hoga... Hindi Jokes