Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka

Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka
rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai
sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi
chhor mene bus pakad li.
Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me
cigarette pi sakta?

Conductor (gusse se): Hargij
nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe
hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi
hai.
Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya,
manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar
suicide karne k liye?
Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab
ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi
nahi jati, yahi padi hai